Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
Get the nigga carrotmug. A term commonly used when one individual is so mind numbingly stupid that you have to combine the words nigga and bitch to really get your point across.
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
Get the Nigga Bitchmug. An African-American 'cool' kid who claims to be a gangster commonly living in states run by Democrats.
Supports BLM, Supports George Floyd (bro was a terrorist lmao), is very rude, he doesn't even know how many children he has, is very cringe, probably his ancestors might be from Harare in glorious Zimbabwe (think of a 6'5 African man with 12 inch pp shouting HA-RAAA-REEYYY)
Supports BLM, Supports George Floyd (bro was a terrorist lmao), is very rude, he doesn't even know how many children he has, is very cringe, probably his ancestors might be from Harare in glorious Zimbabwe (think of a 6'5 African man with 12 inch pp shouting HA-RAAA-REEYYY)
John: *casually eats in cafeteria*
Lil Baby: Yo m8, give me that lunch you white poosy-cat, or else imma 'bout to smoke you.
John: Stfu nigga.
Lil Baby: that's it your done m8, prepare funeral.
Lil Baby: Yo m8, give me that lunch you white poosy-cat, or else imma 'bout to smoke you.
John: Stfu nigga.
Lil Baby: that's it your done m8, prepare funeral.
by shahz69 October 26, 2024
Get the niggamug. by BLACKslicks569 June 21, 2022
Get the Niggamug. Person 1: ayo check this out! (Proceeds to break shit)
Person 2: bro shut the fuck up! You bark ass nigga.
Person 2: bro shut the fuck up! You bark ass nigga.
by Nollie August 22, 2022
Get the Bark ass niggamug. If your homie was really having a nigga moment in a walmart or if he wasnt. This concept is extremely vital to fish out the baddest nigga from the other pussies
Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
by ssmokingisbad April 29, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Niggamug. by gigpigyiygi March 31, 2023
Get the meow meow niggamug.