The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

1.Kids that talk back to or don’t listen to an adult.
2.Kids who think they are adults but not.
3.Disrespectful child.
4.kid who verbally go back and forth with an adult.
2.Kids who think they are adults but not.
3.Disrespectful child.
4.kid who verbally go back and forth with an adult.
Adult: I thought I told you to wash the dishes
Kid: I didn’t feel like washing dishes I’m tired.
Adult: You a grown manage kids. I could’ve never say that to my mom when I was your age.
Kid: I didn’t feel like washing dishes I’m tired.
Adult: You a grown manage kids. I could’ve never say that to my mom when I was your age.
by Brianakilk January 20, 2022

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.
by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016

A surfcaster with peach fuzz and inflamed pride, typically because they lucked into some fish recently
by knifeman from Bell August 11, 2021

by Achilles Da Vinci October 18, 2022

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
