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Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.
Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.
by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021
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Nutting in the rump

Oi bruv did were you nutting in the rumpus last night with (insert Dick joke here)
by Bruhnana man February 14, 2021
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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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Slap Nut

Where a man or woman finds a man and slaps or grabs their nuts and can play with them or break them. The woman will usually slap the mans nut sack
Im going to slap nut tonight, I want his nuts!
by NormalNexus February 18, 2021
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fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian
by muffinman4ever February 18, 2021
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The Nut

The Nut is our lord and savior. he will bless everyone who believes in him and cruch the neck of those that dont.
The Nut will save us from decontamination
by Thenutbeliever February 20, 2021
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language nut

A website made by osama bin ladens daughter that teaches kids how to bomb prisons like school
by Meliorsucks February 23, 2021
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