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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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penis sucker dick gobbler

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
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Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers
The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day
by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019
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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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Peni

Much like cacti is used when multiple dicks are out. This is just another way to say dicks.
At the glory holes there was 7 peni pointing towards the one room
by Kitty257 March 6, 2019
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hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
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penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk
by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023
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