Feed two dogs with one bone

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

by EJ M January 24, 2011

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

by Implying713 June 24, 2011

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

Throwing back a few quiet ones

When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.

Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.

by Alegra21412356 November 23, 2009

Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

by Greenlander May 20, 2012

da floppy one

when ur playin holdem.. and u wana see the regular first three caRds

Matt.. hurry up and do da floppy one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

slip one past the goalie

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

by Stonograph August 20, 2007