dick in a bucket

If someone is useless or unhelpful they are a dick in a bucket.

Don't just stand there like a dick in a bucket.

by kai May 11, 2014

Dick Navis

A faggot who has 1/8 of a tic tac dick and brags about how good he is at fortnite and nobody likes him

Shut the fuck up Dick Navis you fucking queer bait cunt

by TheOfficialMeMeBigBoy April 3, 2019

Dick Rabbit

A slutty or horny girl who enjoys bouncing on dicks much like a rabbit. She usually thinks she is not slutty but thinks everybody else is.

Friend 1: Sophie just called Rachel a slut!
Friend 2: But I saw Sophie kissing Steve and Joe last period!

Friend 1: What a Dick Rabbit she does that everyday

by Erak Shunn March 12, 2015

Tete-a-dick

When two friends have a private and meaningful conversation about a dick encounter. This is similar to a tete-a-tete but solely about dick.

Sally, I had sex with Steve last night and I need to have a tete-a-dick with you.

by Linzer91 February 3, 2019

Digital Dick

A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.

"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."

by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011

Dick riding

A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.

Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf

Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?

Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.

Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?

Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.

by Real_shi April 10, 2022

Dick-bucket

1. A person who is constantly being an asshole.
2. An irritating person; being extremely annoying when it's uncalled for.
3. Dingle berry

Vincent: "I'll pee on you when you sleep!"
Adam: "Don't be such a dick-bucket!"

by Vinchencho January 10, 2008