Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

cat

a cat is a cute four-legged animal

Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!

by anonymous February 19, 2021

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die

Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

Cat

:> MEOW

Cat :> uwu

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021