absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Monkey

A first aids kit

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.

by bonkobi December 6, 2020

Monkey

Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.

Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya

by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020

monkey

monki

Man your such a monkey!

by trollingquest December 8, 2020

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Monkey

An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.

I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.

by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020

Monkey

Troy

"Monkey: Oo, Aa, Banana"

by Dahvede October 20, 2020