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monkey nuts

by in$@n ㅌ@$$@$$in October 18, 2017
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Boner Monkey

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
by Sindal January 16, 2025
mugGet the Boner Monkeymug.

Monkey

You
Friend: Hey monkey
Me: I’m not a monkey

Friend: but monkey means you
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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Porch Monkey

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's
by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017
mugGet the Porch Monkeymug.

Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.
Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"
by Aquz October 5, 2021
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monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.
(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"
by EL Gringo June 18, 2014
mugGet the monkey tootmug.

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!
mugGet the Im about to monkeymug.

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