New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

the new 3

The next Allen Iverson

“I swear I’m gon’ be the new 3”

by ttterkel January 7, 2018

New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019

New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a planet rules by the Royal Council but is under jurisdiction of the United Federations. The best place to go to get a girlfriend and then find out she's a goddess wanting to take over the world, its also a good place to die... Did I mention a its a good place to do some tourism? No... Probably cause it isnt

The people: New Vooperis is a corrupt Federation that should be brought down.

Government: if you hate us so much we arrange to have you hanged

by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.

I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!

by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011