Stoney cat

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.

I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.

by Element77 January 31, 2021

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

Cat

The rulers of the internet

No one:

Cat: *meows*

by SACHIsm November 19, 2022

Fat cat day

This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness

“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”

by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019

cat snatcher

This describes the one and only... crystal gale. She is capable of pulling a Mr steal your girl quick fast in a hurry like if given the slightest moment when she catches a mofo slippin. It describes how she slides in a niggas crib, driving his whip, until ultimately she pulls the ol snatch and grab on yo kitty kat.

Please be aware of the infamous cat snatcher. She has been recently cited in our area taking the pride out of every sausage available...She is equipped and weaponized with a universal plug and play device which is located between the lips on tha face. This device is capable of instantly taking the manhood from any dumb ass nigga who just cant get right. Beware there is no discrimination in her game before you know it your ass done got cat snatched.

by Neighborhood watch...niggas be June 5, 2020

G-Cat

G-Cat is an ultra Gangster, king of the dogs, a bad MF, a proper G, a respected wise old owl. As well as being bad MF’s they also like to go to bed before 10pm, live afternoon naps, don’t like hangovers and talk a good game.

I seen it kicking off between the bloods and the Crips and this G-Cat walked over calmly and they all put their guns down.

When I grow up I wanna be a G-Cat too.

by Bristolianmind June 26, 2024

Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024