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shy asshole syndrome

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
by Mad Malc March 6, 2014
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Ugly Swan Syndrome

It's like Ugly Duckling Syndrome but you start out pretty and when you grow up, you turn ugly.
Wow, she is flawed AND mean. She must have a case of Ugly Swan Syndrome.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017
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inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor
Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.
by Devon January 17, 2005
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White Devil Syndrome

White Devil Syndrome can be diagnosed by anyone observing a White Devil Bastard committing atrocities to man. White Devil Syndrome was first discovered by Malcolm X long ago. A White Devil can be anything from the guy that joins the xbox party to play racist tiktoks to a much wider broader and extreme set of actions.
white devil: *insert racial comment here*
oh Dylan, you must’ve caught White Devil Syndrome again!
by Eli The Enlightened November 5, 2022
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Pickle Barrel Syndrome

Pickle Barrel Syndrome manifests when someone who is really hungry ends up waiting, either in line or at a table for their food.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.
Man, Cam had a major case of Pickle Barrel Syndrome yesterday at The Keg.
by TheMandarin January 26, 2009
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The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome

A Nigerian variation of the bog-standard Stockholm syndrome. A condition simple to explain but difficult to understand.

Characteristics:
You worship the person who steals from you and berate those who try to expose the robbers.

Further Explanation:
(1) "We would rather kill the mouse in the house, than the cobra lurking in the corner" - Source KO

(2) "Even AFTER the mouse has been chased out of the house, they will continue beating it. Meanwhile the cobra would be making a comfortable nest in their house and inviting its friends over" - Source VA
Usage/practice of The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome:
A hungry man steals a politician's mobile phone and he is sentenced to 45 years hard labour; a crooked politician steal billions and he is let off with a slap on the wrist, given national honours and invited back into the corridors of power.

Politicians who steal billions are lauded by crowds lining the street while young men who steal a few pennies to feed their hungry families are lynched and/or burnt alive.
by easyware March 18, 2014
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Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrom, or PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
by R. Mooney April 15, 2008
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