by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.
Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?
Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
by Leroy-Brown October 12, 2019

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021

by Burner Account September 16, 2020

also known locally as balganga, during fellatio when the guy skillfully and surprisingly uses his ejaculate to colour the girls hair with white streaks, giving her a passing resemblance to rogue from the Xmen Franchise. Traditionally, this act is immediately followed up by the 90's xmen animated series theme instrumental.
omar is a total cylops! he gave jameela a new delhi rogue, she didnt see that coming! tan a nana na nana tan na na na nana!
by bonerpolice1000 May 2, 2023

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017

/ɡrāt n(y)o͞oz/
phrasal adjective
• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.
• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.
• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.
phrasal adjective
• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.
• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.
• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.
Example 1
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?
Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.
Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.
tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.
Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.
forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?
Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.
Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.
tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.
Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.
forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news
by DandDood September 26, 2022
