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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

an NBC-affiliated television station licensed to Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, serving southeastern Tennessee, northwestern Georgia, northeastern Alabama and extreme southwestern North Carolina. The station is owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc.
More than 100 were shown on Channel 3 Eyewitness News, including her father's story as a Marine in Guadalcanal in WW II
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023
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New Yawk

An alternative pronunciation of 'New York', using a New Yorkan dialect.
Jon: "Yo, welcome to New Yawk."

Arin: "Do people around here actually talk like that?"

Jon: "Yeah, what are ya, fuckin' stupid?"
by DefinitionFixer0 June 10, 2024
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The green new economy

What aldous Huxley's book brave new world looks like in America under the squad and the progressive left
The green new economy, well that's what will happen to America, in fact, is happening, if we won't stop the squad
by Sexydimma May 24, 2021
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redcup news

the world's most annoying, god awful, copyright infringing, submission begging, and clout chasing barstool clone.
no one cares if redcup news decided to rank your college town as the 20th best in the country. go pay your admins more.
by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025
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Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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New England waterbirth

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower
“You’re lying”
Look it up
by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021
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