Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

Monkey Philosophy

It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.

In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.

What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.

by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025

Shameless Butt Monkey

A person who loves the Truth.

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.

by 51acker December 30, 2020

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

Monkey Choba

One who dances with monkeys and/or smells like one. Can also be used as an everyday word.**

Owen is a monkey choba because he never bathes. Aidan likes to dance and smells bad, he is monkey choba. ** You are a cool Monkey Choba. You walk with the monkey chobas man! (mun-kee - ch-oh-baa)

by The Phokers June 28, 2009

monkey bumbles

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.

That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.

by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008