On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 19, 2025

time-ify

To add time to any sentence.

'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''

by Timeify January 16, 2021

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by ltdsgrreewqa November 20, 2023

time violation

Tennis Terminology. Infraction for exceeding the time limit of 25 seconds between points. First infraction leads to a warning, second to loss of your first serve and all consecutive to a point penalty.

Time violation, warning mr. Nadal

by Turandot June 16, 2019

Wharfie Time

A time period within a game of Australian Rules Football when players of the Fremantle Football Club are inspired to show extraordinary strength, skill and aggression.

“Put on your Superman capes, it’s Wharfie Time.” - Matthew Pavlich 28:16-20

by Danny_Whitaker May 25, 2024

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 12, 2022

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 18, 2021