When you are texting someone and there response's are so unenthusiastic that the only way to describe them is that they share the same characteristics of a semi-flaccid penis.
"Bro I was texting this girl and she was just limp dicking me the entire time."
"I mentioned in the group chat that I wanted to chill but everyone was just limp dick about it."
"I mentioned in the group chat that I wanted to chill but everyone was just limp dick about it."
by AAwari December 12, 2017
Get the Limp Dickmug. “Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”
Or
“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.
Or
“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.
by Nickyk11 June 9, 2019
Get the Dick Ballmug. Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020
Get the elizabeth's dickmug. A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.
Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"
Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"
Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"
by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018
Get the avocado dickmug. A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.
by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011
Get the Digital Dickmug. When two friends have a private and meaningful conversation about a dick encounter. This is similar to a tete-a-tete but solely about dick.
by Linzer91 February 3, 2019
Get the Tete-a-dickmug. 1. A penis that is covered in egg.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.
You killed my fish you eggy dick!
I woke up with eggy dick this morning.
I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.
I woke up with eggy dick this morning.
I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.
by bazgil123 February 3, 2009
Get the Eggy Dickmug.