Logical Double Standards

The meta-fallacy of applying different logical standards to different participants in a discussion, typically demanding impeccable reasoning from your opponent while allowing yourself hand-waving, gut feelings, and outright contradictions. Logical double standards are the rhetorical equivalent of a tennis match where one player's shots must land inside the lines and the other's can land anywhere in the county. This fallacy is how someone can demand "proof" for climate change while accepting election fraud claims based on a single Facebook post, or require their opponent to cite peer-reviewed studies while offering their own opinions as self-evident truth. The double standard is invisible to the person wielding it, which is what makes it so effective and so infuriating.

Example: "The logical double standards were staggering. She had to provide sources for every claim; he could say 'everyone knows' and it was accepted. She had to address every point; he could ignore hers and repeat his. When she pointed out the double standard, he said that was just her opinion. The standards weren't double; they were whatever allowed him to feel right."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Double Bleeder

Having sex with a girl on her period while she has a nosebleed.

Hey man, I just slept with that chick and she hit me with that double bleeder it was dope

by Deliriosg February 20, 2026

The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.

My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.

by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Portugal Double

Portugal Double is a sex position revealed to me in a dream. It refers to having sex while one person is asleep. It is adjecent to Somnophilia, the only difference is that the one asleep should wake up with clear markings on their skin, reminiscent of the night before. It's all consensual.

"Have you tried the portugal double before? I don't remember much, I just have these amazing markings on my thighs"

by ratataptor March 1, 2026

Double Cheese

Having a man ejaculate while feeling him yoghurt

Jessica visited Joshua in hospital and decided to cheer him up to give him a double cheese while the nurses weren’t looking.

by Cheesecleavage March 3, 2026

Logical Double Standards

A fallacy where someone applies logical standards inconsistently—accusing opponents of fallacies while committing the same ones, demanding evidence they don't provide, requiring certainty they don't practice. The classic form: accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" while leaping to your own; crying "ad hominem" while attacking character; demanding "evidence" while ignoring counter-evidence. Logical Double Standards reveal that the invocation of logic is often strategic, not principled—logic as weapon, not tool. The double standard is the point: one rule for them, another for us.

"He accused me of hasty generalization based on three examples, then generalized about my entire argument from one comment. That's Logical Double Standards—his generalization is analysis; mine is fallacy. The standard isn't logic; it's convenience. Double standards are what happen when logic becomes a jersey you wear, not a game you play."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026