smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 02, 2017
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stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.
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Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra
-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
by Mike-pap May 21, 2013
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The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 20, 2024
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Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
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chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia
Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey
by Clam pussy December 01, 2018
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Monkey time

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022
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