Zach Homan

Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.

Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock

by Pepsi72 February 1, 2022

Zacharye

During the late 1980s, he achieved modest fame as a rapper under the name the Fresh Prince. In 1990, his popularity increased dramatically when he began starring in the NBC television series The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which ran for six seasons until 1996. After the series ended, Zacharye transitioned from television to film and went on to star in numerous blockbuster films, including Independence Day (1996) and Men in Black (1997). He is the only actor to have starred in eight consecutive films which grossed over $100 million in the United States box office, eleven consecutive films which grossed over $150 million internationally, and eight consecutive films which opened at the number one spot in the US box office tally.

Zacharye has an abundance of keyboards!

by ccjjcjc December 16, 2021

Zachary M. Campbell

Someone who has a monster shlong dangling in between their thighs.

Friend: did you see that snake outside?
You: that was just Zachary M. Campbell’s monster shlong!

by Daddy Campbell January 2, 2022

zach balent

is a very handsome gentlemen, an uncanny resemblance to Jack Dawson and Steve Harrington

wow that kid zach balent looks just like steve harrington

by lilianathunder February 10, 2022

Zacharie

1. You made a off reference
2. You made a bible refernce

Everyone on Tumblr in 2013: "OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ZACHARIE DUDE FROM HIT GAME OFF????"
A dude who knows the bible by heart: "You mean Zachariah?"

by fsdsdsffs March 6, 2022

Zachary Freeborn

Zack, I love you so much and you scare me
sometimes bc I wanna be with you forever
and my insecurity issues lead me to believe
that you'll leave me🥺 & but I don't want you
to go. Please don't. Can you promise me that
if u ever find someone better than me to just
please don't lie and tell me bc I at least
deserve that:/ but for now I hope and I think
you do love me as much as I love you. UGH
I'm so fucking glad I met you on that retarded ass game and when I heard you for the first time…🥺 giawd. Sorry I shouldn't
sound so soft, don't forget I'Il slit ur fucking
throat if you hurt me. <3 also no girl was
having a panic attack I just wanted to write
you this lol cause I'm overthink and idk I iust
need vou to know I love vou a lot okav?

zack lol… sorry I’m kind of a mess sometimes

From Ruby,

To: Zachary Freeborn

by Oops I dropped the soap March 21, 2022

Zach LaVine

The most underrated NBA player right now. People keep finding a reason to hate on him (he only shoots 40% from 3, his shot selection is terrible, he can’t lead a team). The man has consistently improved every year he’s been in the league and will keep proving everybody wrong.

“Zach LaVine is a straight up baller and your cherry picked stats cannot tell me otherwise.”

by apemonkey4 March 26, 2022