Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Weenie-istic

When someone is doing something right, but they’re so small it looks like they’re doing it wrong.

they’re hand was so small, when they held a fist it looked weenie-istic

by MintyTulip August 6, 2021

Big J Weenie

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie

Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie

by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022

Weenie

Mature people

Did you see that business man Baylen asked. Yes said Kyle he’s a weenie

by Not a weenie May 23, 2021

Weenie patty

A burger made with hotdogs instead of burger meat

Hey girl want a weenie patty

by Spongybob September 4, 2021

Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

super weenie hut jr

the bar where guys who stick their dicks in coconuts go.

sean: hey watch out for that guy! i saw him walking out of super weenie hut jr.

emma: what were you doing outside of super weenie hut jr???

sean: ...

by weird ass ploopy January 14, 2025