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carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.
Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”
by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024
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Not wanting to

It isn't a matter of "Not wanting to" I'm not GOING to. Ever. I'll kill a child before I give it up. I am right. This is wrong. And if this isn't wrong then I refuse to accept the axioms of any moral framework.
Hym "Oh, yeah, no I- It has nothing to do with me 'not wanting to' do anything. I'm just not going to."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
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wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.
by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024
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injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face
by Louwie May 4, 2024
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carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.
"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."
by Twinkothy January 27, 2025
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Flag Waving DoucheBag

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
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Flag Waving DoucheBag

Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
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