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Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.
"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."
by Arseh0le November 30, 2023
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warm-up work

Refers to comparatively short intervals of labor that you perform in one of two situations:
(1) Where you are dreading an impending "big job" that involves strenuous and/or disgusting labor, and so you perform a less-disagreeable task beforehand to sort of "break yourself in gently" so that the upcoming drudgery won't be such a traumatic shock to your mind and body.
(2) Where a necessary task is tiring, discouraging, boring, aggravating, etc., and so you would much rather play video games or surf the Web, instead of performing said menial torture. So what you do is to "compromise" --- you do indeed go ahead and push the "power" button on your computer or PlayStation, but then you go off and perform some of the disagreeable task while your entertainment-equipment is booting up; you would still have to wait those few minutes before beginning your fun with the equipment, anyway, and so it doesn't feel quite so "yucky" to hammer away at the exhausting ordeal for those same few minutes; it also makes you feel more productive during that period than just numbly twiddling your thumbs while waiting for your equipment to be ready to use.
As a physically/mentally-infirm bachelor living alone, I find that warm-up work is a real life-saver for many necessary tasks that I might otherwise find excessively discouraging or exhausting, such as hanging out clothes on the line or cleaning up around the yard. I also often Swiss-cheese the job --- working a little of the chore, then taking a break to play on the computer for a few, then going back to tackle the cranky task for a little longer, then checking out a few more humorous/cute Facebook posts, and so on.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.
Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
by lawbyjake April 10, 2015
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warm raspberry

A raspberry on a woman's vagina so the flaps hit you in the ears
I can't wait to give you a warm raspberry tonight babe
by BrianHope69 August 12, 2017
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warm maple butt

Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!
by FinFran2 March 11, 2017
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Lunatic warm

It’s hotter than warm cooler but cooler than hot but not too cool it’s cold
Facking hell Dame Amber that shower is lunatic warm
by Godfather Tom February 25, 2019
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Warm-hearted Relationship

When two people have a warm-hearted relationship to others, they have a very friendly, or sociable relationship to other; sociability
by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021
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