An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
Get the dweeb-wanker mug.A dutch rudder battle to the death.
When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.
by ShitRooster November 16, 2011
Get the Wanker Tumbling mug.An Über douche bag
by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011
Get the Wiener Wanker mug.noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011
Get the Wanker-Ts mug.Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.
by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023
Get the Cringe wanker mug.
The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
Get the Nightshift wanker mug.