Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

vag mouth

that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.

damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth

by Furry Nipples May 15, 2011

gatling vag

Gatling Vag: What a woman has if she gives birth to triplets or more and/or has an excessive number of children.

I say: Man, These quintuplets are killing me! And my wife is pregnant again with triplets!

You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag

by Phoenixfire1 February 9, 2014

Vag Head

When you suck her dry while she gives you head

DAmn my girlfriend and I did Vag Head

by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016

Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.

When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.

by Chelsea Buford December 12, 2017

Escher vag

A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.

"Look deeply in to my Escher vag and be not afraid for I have swallowed many a mortal man; penis."

by Dirtsnergerler July 18, 2015