Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.
Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.
by The fiddler May 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Tusslemug. Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.
by Mr413 July 15, 2021
Get the Turkish Coupmug. The guy from the tiktok rizz party who tried to impress the group leader, blue tie kid, with his dance moves. According to lore, he tried to take over as group leader, however, many believe he was simply trying to impress blue tie with his immense rizz, creating the ship bluedingle. He is the best member of the tt rizz party.
by smokecheddertheassgetter April 28, 2024
Get the Turkish Quandale Dinglemug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024
Get the Turkish Mud bathmug. The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.
Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.
by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017
Get the turkish hamburgermug. by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021
Get the Turkish meatballmug.