Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 22, 2018

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel

Damn i have towel molestation in my towels

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 21, 2021

Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.

Don't make me towel-shank you

by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 02, 2024

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.

Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.

by poopooheadass69 November 05, 2020