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towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel
Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
mugGet the towel shamemug.

flangeeta towel

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...
by c0za April 8, 2005
mugGet the flangeeta towelmug.

No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.
“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020
mugGet the No-No Towelmug.

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit
Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)
by señor spermies September 22, 2017
mugGet the buying towels at rossmug.

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
mugGet the Woody Towelmug.

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.
Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.
by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011
mugGet the Dry Towelmug.

Towel

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro
by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020
mugGet the Towelmug.

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