Tool Chest 

When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.

If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."

Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"

Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."

Tool Chest by Ridge727 May 9, 2012

Tool Chest 

A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.

Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."

Tool Chest by Demonball March 20, 2015

tool nazi

A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.

"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"

"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."

"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."

tool nazi by thedarkllama May 25, 2016

tool floater 

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

tool floater by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

tool shame 

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

tool shame by Kram Larry October 26, 2022

Tool-bag

A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.

Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.

Tool-bag by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006

tool shedding 

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

tool shedding by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008