Left me hanging

When your partner says they will call you but fall asleep instead.

Hi baby, I'm hanging out with my friend but I'll call you when I'm done.
7 hour later, no call.
My partner left me hanging tonight by not calling me.

by KPOW & Smackdown April 7, 2017

Left turn Larry

Term referring to a person who holds up an entire line of traffic while waiting to turn left at an intersection

I bet I'm gonna have to wait here at this light for another 5 minutes! Left turn Larry is up there making everone late for work!

by Dave IROC-Z January 17, 2009

left lane idiot

On some highways the far left lane is designated for passing only. (Typically with signs that read "Left Lane For Passing Only") Left lane idiots are people who stay in the left lane, even though they're not passing anyone.

I got stuck behind a left lane idiot and a slow poke in the middle lane for twenty miles.

by RedWillow February 22, 2009

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

Left Cheek Sneak

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.

"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"

by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

Top Left Coast

The Northwest (Washington State)

Top Left Coast in da house!!!

by Emcee Trouble July 13, 2011

all the way left

When things go completely wrong.

"How does that shit go all the way left??"

by Techno Bacon May 17, 2018