corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).

To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

Mentally challenged

Mentally challenged is what u call a person who bullies people by making shitty definitions of their name lmao

Cumboy2020 is mentally challenged

by Tyrone Maguire July 6, 2020

Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

by dgray May 28, 2012

Mental Powerhouse

Mental Powerhouse (n, adj.); A descriptive used in slang of counterculture to describe a burnout, or individual who makes use of unrealistic mentalist descriptive traits. Also describes a self-inflated opinion of ones own mental ability to influence others or situations. A failure to understand the physical nature of the real world.

He/she, is a Mental Powerhouse. There are too many Mental Powerhouses among the group.

by Sheriffknight October 16, 2014

Eric Mentality

When you know that you lack any/everything needed to get a female, but you accept it whole heartedly.

When your looks, personality, ect, are lacking and you make up for it with an optomistic view of yourself, hoping that will change others opinion on you as well.

I have to use the "Eric Mentality", I kno I'm ugly, that's why I'm nice to girls. Than I hope for the best.

Look at this guy he must have that "Eric Mentality", he knows he can't get her number, but he keeps talking hoping she will change her mind, even though his looks aren't going to change. lol

by magicbumm328 January 29, 2010

Mac mentality

The mentality someone gains after purchasing an Apple product that everyone who doesnt use said products are troglodytes and therefore subhuman. PC's, Blackberrys and Android are mere sticks and stones compared to your angelic devices.

Dale: Hey there's Angie! Want me to pick her up?

Tucker: Nah, let's just go to the mall.

Dale: I thought you two were friends? Something happen?

Tucker: She developed the Mac mentality after her parents got her her iPhone and Macbook. She doesnt even acknowledge me anymore since all I have is this Android phone.

Dale: Harsh...

by Soundzombie October 9, 2012

mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

by luckybever December 2, 2009