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Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
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Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018
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Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.
I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.
by sscalista June 4, 2018
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Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.
"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?
by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019
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Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.
Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full
by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019
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I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone
Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping
by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019
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