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Chrono virus

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.
"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"
by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020
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Hidweh Virus

The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.

1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.

2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.

3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
Person 1: *Post Bad Takes*

Person 2: Oh No, The Hidweh Virus
by callmethekishin August 12, 2022
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Virus

noun

1. An annoyingly drunk person

"
"Here, Wee Dommo was a pure virus last night, man. He had his tadger oot in tgis"
by Vinno54 August 19, 2024
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Virus restrictions

When someone tells you that virus restrictions will end, they're usually assuming you think that they will end without you having to fight for it to end.
If the case numbers went up before each executive order on one phase was set to expire, what do people think will happen on the next phase? Another bullshit setback, another bullshit extension of virus restrictions.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Send Virus

The send virus is a term used to describe the addiction to getting sendy, sendy means to shotgun beers the way college frat kids do. This term Is mainly used Ironically.
The send virus isn't a joke, once you get the send virus all you can think about is getting sendy.
by solusq September 10, 2025
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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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