hit the jones

Yet another term for sexual intercourse

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son

by David Hope April 2, 2008

Ryan Jones

When a young adult enters a disabled toilet leaving them vulnerable. His mates open the door whilst he tries to hide his package.

Hey Ryan Jones was trying to hide his package earlier!

by Blackdidi September 24, 2018

Mathew jones

used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches

my dick is the size of mathew jones

by givethecakezzz May 16, 2018

Jennifer Jones

A fun loving person, who always has your back. We love her.

♡ Jennifer Jones

by yuh boi yuh December 13, 2017

tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

by hjlol March 27, 2020

Buttermilk Jones

Verb. To dominate others during a competition or execute masterfully in a solitary activity.

We were up 7-0 after the first inning, we gave them the full Buttermilk Jones.

I set a new personal record on that ascent, I Buttermilk Jonesed that climb.

by SGC in San Diego November 10, 2013