horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011

PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome)

Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series.

I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.

by hngryGenghis September 29, 2010

Gonad Grenade

a loaded gun (usually a Glock) carried in the waistband in the front of your pants.

That gun is a gonad grenade, don't carry it above your nuts!

by Vladimir06363 October 13, 2010

grenade train

a group of unattractive girls that walk in

Everyone watch out, the grenade train is coming through.

Hey Trevor, Go hop on that grenade train.

by grand lake shore May 24, 2011