Eli eagan

Best at everything and is a goat

Eli Eagan was such a goat

by Billy bobtail January 28, 2018

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019

Eli

Eli has a huge dick

Eli’s richard is rather large

by thefactspeaker November 3, 2019

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020