burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat

"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”

by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008

Tequila burn

The result of drinking too many margaritas, and your face appears as though it is sunburnt.

Bro, you have rowdy tequila burn! Slow down on that margarita.

by Mad alcohol scientist January 26, 2014

Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.

"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."

by Orexio January 21, 2016

burning glass

A slang term used for smoking methamphetamine.

"Yo man, last night I was burning glass and got high as fuck!"

by KurisuTheNinja November 13, 2013

Tramp Burn

1. What happens when you're jumping on the trampoline and fall. This is very similar to rug burn, just you burn yourself on the trampoline.

2. Syphillis.

"Ouch, I have tramp burn!"

"Me too.. Its called syphillis."

by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.

by Names Fakely October 21, 2011