Benjamin

Usually Benjamin's are very outgoing, but only when they are comfortable. Some aren't the most attractive, though some are. They're very kind when you get to know them, and 90% of the time, their hair is DARK. They're also taller a lot of the time. Most Benjamin's refer to the name Ben, and they are the definition of a comedian. They are so easy to fall in love with, because they are such amazing people. Ben's are chaotic and lead a duck army. Ben's are the type to type narratives about themselves being a captain on a ship in their fourth grade class. Ben's are the balance everyone needs, and they always remeber the little things. Be with Ben's, their red flags are minimal.

Student 1: "There's a new kid. I think his names Benjamin"

Student 2: "Definitely befriend him, and try to remeber he may be Ben for short"

by Skaddsthe56th November 21, 2023

BIG BUCKS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

When you have BIG BUCKS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, you are considered to have a very large amount of money consisting of mostly 100 dollar bills.

Hey man, I met this chick yesterday and she had the BIG BUCKS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.

by jolololingmaster69 November 30, 2023

Benjamin James Griffin

that guy

Person 1: "Yo it's that guy"

Person 2: "Yeah that's Benjamin James Griffin"

by that/guy/he's/him December 17, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.

"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."

by the >alpha December 2, 2022

benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed

Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!

by Ash Hull December 4, 2022

Benjamin

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.

“Benjamin is so fit”

by Mary483 December 23, 2022

Benjamin tornado

A lot of 100 houndred dollar bills

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023