A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
Get the dillon vegamug. when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 25, 2008
Get the vegas vortexmug. It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.
No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 1, 2022
Get the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOTmug. This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.
Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?
Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas
Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas
Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025
Get the Save a blackout For Vegasmug. Carolina is the hottest girl in the world she is the most guapa. If you ever search the word hot in google it will put you a picture of Carolina. If you ever fiind her in the streets you should get on your knees and start praying. She is THE hottest girl and will absolutely beat you at everything.
She is really dumb, but somehow manages to be top of her class.
She is very likely to become a billionaire, an actor, singer, supermodel, and the rich aunt who doesn’t has kids
Carolina says she will never have kids cause that’ll ruin her absolutely perfect and flawless body.
She can be a bit weird sometimes but overall she is awesome.
She is really dumb, but somehow manages to be top of her class.
She is very likely to become a billionaire, an actor, singer, supermodel, and the rich aunt who doesn’t has kids
Carolina says she will never have kids cause that’ll ruin her absolutely perfect and flawless body.
She can be a bit weird sometimes but overall she is awesome.
by Carolina Vega’s whore November 22, 2021
Get the Carolina Vegamug. by Ethabmen May 28, 2025
Get the Vegas Sperm Clinicmug. The jewel of the five towns and home to the town centre that time forgot. No night out around cas Vegas would be good unless you smashed keys of ket in the glass blower
by backfeederz October 27, 2019
Get the cas vegasmug.