Vag Thumb

A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag

KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours

by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010

vag wars

Don’t look it up on YouTube

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

vag gap

space between inner thigh leg and underwear

She had a vag gap right up to her g-string.

by begood December 12, 2014

dusty vag

1) wiping your vag with dusty toilet paper
2) not having sex for an extended period of time

1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...

by blondegirl22 October 3, 2011

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

Vag Nog

The mixture of a womans vaganal secretions and a man's semen when it pours out after intercourse.

When I went down on her after sex, she gave me a mouth full of vag nog.

by Chelsea Buford December 12, 2017