by Furry Nipples April 24, 2011
The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.
by Thebirdpuller January 01, 2014
A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.
by Dirtsnergerler July 04, 2015
by Swisherina October 19, 2010
by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010
A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.
Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!
by Kellyrippa June 09, 2011
Person A: I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.
by drx2000 April 29, 2011