999 operator: what is the nature of the emergency?
Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!
Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!
by TedTrippin March 25, 2010

by J_D73 May 4, 2019

(-noun) The attachable grenade launcher in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
(-verb) Being killed by the attachhable grenade launcher in the Call of Duty series.
(-verb) Being killed by the attachhable grenade launcher in the Call of Duty series.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

you stupid phalopian tube
by Bradly Peterson May 13, 2005

A term for the shotgun in Halo2. Any weapon called noob is actually a good weapon that players simply can't combat. This is due to suckage of the highest caliber. Or the lowest.
aids1214: Goshdamnit! You killed me w/ the noob tube!
spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.
spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.
by Wes G. December 26, 2005

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"
by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006

by Laughing Bun September 2, 2005
