Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 20, 2012

Moist

Meaning someone is on the heavy side. They’re are not totally fat but slightly fat.

I finally saw my old elementary teacher, and she was a little moist. She wasn’t as slim as she was 9 years ago.

by TacoSanto December 9, 2018

moist leaf

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around

Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.

by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016

Moist

Michaelangelo, according to the Sydnus

I'm very Michaelangelo (Moist) right now, uwu rawr xd.

by Cornpopster July 25, 2018

moist

its nice and wet ;)

Mhmm you're pretty moist

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025