Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
by mr.appleman April 10, 2021
Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.
by Dland February 15, 2014
Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.
I love Evan Donavan
by Lauren Matrisciano May 02, 2022
Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.
by Apple Greg May 12, 2020
A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.
by realgod22 January 16, 2018