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A-Digger

One whose academic success is derived from their Gluck Gluck 9000 abilities performed upon their college professors. These talented, miraculously gifted individuals provide their brain in a manner that contrasts with how an actually studious person would. In other words, the college equivalency to a gold-digger.
“Did you hear that Bethany got an A in organic chemistry?”
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.
by JammyJam420 September 16, 2021
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Heaven Digger

A religious person that does absolutely everything to please a God or to be in his favor, even sacrificing someone to the point of suffering or discomfort just so he/she can go to heaven, often these people are jerks cause the fact that their religion would just infinitely forgive them for anyways.
Mark: Yo my uncle is a heaven digger!
Mac: Why is that?
Mark: cuz yo' all he does is keep going to church and praise god and collect church stuff, but he still a jerk to his family.
by Saitama January 11, 2016
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Atlantic Gold Digger

A sexual act of on partner urinating in the other partner's anal. While the partner being penetrated is pooping.
Person 1:"I tried that Atlantic Gold Digger move last night."

Person 2:"total sick bro."
by KingXerxes February 24, 2017
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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
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Forward Digger Hat

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.
by DDDuluth November 17, 2011
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Gold Digger

Gold diggers are usually blondes who use you for yo money bacically hoes like Audrey D
All she wants is my money what a gold digger
by Jaayayya January 14, 2018
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Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.
Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.
by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020
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