Clarke

Clarke is a very smart girl but she doesn't know it. She's funny, she's talented, she's sort of dyslexic, and she loves gaming and music. Clarke is one of my best friends :)

1: who is that?
2: that's clarke! i love her <3
1: oh i know her! i love her too <3

by ur_mom_idfc October 5, 2025

anne clark

A backstabbing BITCH. She usually has blue eyes, dirty blood hair, short. You need to watch out if you every know a Anne clark. She is a big lier and want attention.

I cant believe Anne clark lied straight to my face.

by maddie pancake May 23, 2018

Clark Street

The best damn street in Salem, Massachusetts!

Person 1: Let's go to Clark street!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Cause Jesse and Heidi and all the best people are there!
Person 2: Right, let's go!

by BobtheBuildah October 18, 2008

Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".

"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"

by mirandamirandamiranda October 24, 2012

cristian clark

The most prettiest handsome guy you’ll ever see. Has the prettiest smoothest skin, tall and muscular. athletic & active. Cares about others more than himself and never fails to make someone smile. He’s protective over his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her. Loves football, Loves rod wave and loves food. He always makes sure his girlfriend finishes before he does …. long cock

wow ! you’re dating THE cristian clark?

by iluvraccoons August 16, 2023

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Adam Clarke

Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.

What an old pooooooooooooo

(Adam) oh hey, govenment

(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR

(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr

by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021