Tea leaves

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015

Tobacco Tea

The substance that has large amounts of tobacco and water in it. Generally happens when people leave cigs in an ashtray and it gets filled with water (usually rain.)

The tobacco literally steeps like it's tea.

1: Pass me that ashtray?

2: Yeah, but it rained. don't get tobacco tea on yourself.

by Flabbergasgestation December 19, 2009

greener tea

Green tea mixed with marijuana and then drunk as normal. Very relaxing.

I just made some greener tea and now i'm going to watch Will and Grace.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

Arizona Tea

.99$ tea thats a product of Canada.

Panda: lets go gets some arizona tea, there probably have a shit load in arizona.

iz convict: No dumbass its a product of canada!

by BIGFATPANDA December 4, 2009

Make tea

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.

I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.

by Apeortdz March 29, 2017

tea bagger

An online game player that squats his character on another game player's character after killing them. This action is done to simulate resting their testicles on the other person's face and to let them know that they've been owned.

Well, let's just say you're a sniper in an online game, and you shoot me. Then I think to myself as I am respawning "I'm going to go find this guy". Then when I do, I use a knife to kill you. And after you die you can still see me on your screen by your character's body, I then squat down on your dead body. This is to let you know that I got you back and to rub it in your face a little. Tea Baggers Biotch!

by xTBx Scout December 11, 2008

Tea Bagging

When a male repeatedly dunks his scrotum (i.e., nut sack, junk, etc.) into the mouth of another male (i.e., gay or frat brother) or female (i.e., passed out or hooker) for humor or sexual pleasure or both.

Whenever one of my frat brothers passes out, we take turns tea bagging him. Even though everyone knows this will happen, we pass out anyway. Go figure.

by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009