Skip to main content

Fear of Typing

The fear of typing. Effects many throughout the world today.
"Dude.....Type in 'Fear of Typing"

"NO!"

"Why Not?"

"Because im afraid of the consequences"
by Nonja Chicckki November 26, 2009
mugGet the Fear of Typing mug.

Taking a break

Taking a break is when you separate from your significant other for an undetermined amount of time,usually with the intent to get back together.
More often than not,the people taking the break usually end up fooling around with other people,which damages their relationship,probably causing a permanent breakup.
All the things you do whilst "taking a break" will be called upon,even though taking a break is totally a way to cheat and get away with it.
Some people don't understand that.

Chances are,if the guy says he wants to take a break,he's going to screw your hot friend he's had his eye on the whole relationship.While this is happening,the girl will be hoping she can "make it all better" somehow.This can usually be resolved when both of them move on,or the guy gets tired of the hot friend,and goes back to his girl.

If the girl says she wants to take a break,she's going to screw your friend she's had her eye on for the whole relationship(whore).Except in this case, the guy will inevitably end up getting into a fistfight with the friend,and shit will go down.How this one is resolved,I do not know.
John: Babe,I think we need to take a break. Claire: Okay,I guess we can do that.
::John gets drunk and screws Claire's hot friend Stephanie::
2 days later--
Claire: YOU FUCKED STEPHANIE OMFGGGG!!1!!11!
John: We're taking a break,remember?
Claire: Oh yeah...well when you want to get back together,I'm totally going to hold that against you.
John: Fair enough.
by Boogiepopdemon July 18, 2007
mugGet the Taking a break mug.

Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.
I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.
by L05 June 17, 2009
mugGet the Typing Syndrome mug.

Typing Disorder

Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.

An STD is a super typing disorder.
Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!

Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!
by asexian July 1, 2009
mugGet the Typing Disorder mug.

taking an ambien

masturbating with the express purpose of helping one go to sleep
To help get me to sleep, I have a habit of taking an ambien.
by Avi_s August 29, 2009
mugGet the taking an ambien mug.

Tapping the GayTM

The concept of drawing donations from an oppressed minority by promising them their rights but not delivering them, all the while asking for ever more money. Named for Pres. Barack Obama's vaporware promises to the gay community during his Election Campaign.
"We have to stop giving money to this car salesman of a president or he'll just keep tapping the GayTM."
by CPL. JX December 23, 2009
mugGet the Tapping the GayTM mug.

Tapaingus

Funny word Tapaingus
by Renae Zelwegger123 July 30, 2010
mugGet the Tapaingus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email