princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011

stoner time

the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja

It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time

by ninjamatt May 5, 2009

Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.

Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.

by geenden69 January 30, 2010

Stoner United

a pothead who is united......with other stoners??

Hey jesse are you a member of stoner united??
Jesse: Yeeaaahh, uhh, *whats your name*.......

by Hydracloricacid May 13, 2006

boner the stoner

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)

A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.

by basement guy February 24, 2011

Stoner Rap

A sub-genre of rap music that emphasizes marijuana drug culture. Generally more mellow sounding than other rap types.

Stoner Rap
Dr. Dre "The Chronic"
Wiz Khalifa and Curren$y "How Fly"
Wiz Khalifa "Kush and Orange Juice"
Kid Cudi "Man On The Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager"
to name a few

by Twitter.com/@YoungDanielSan December 31, 2011

Stoner Food

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.

Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.

by McBum April 21, 2010