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The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.
"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."
by Soodermoon September 13, 2019
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Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
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Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"
Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja
by Blek02 June 17, 2022
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Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017
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Spider Pigging

To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.
Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.
by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019
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bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.
Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.
by Centurix April 14, 2022
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