Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.

When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.

by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018

Stecker Special

A dessert creation that consists of cinnamon swirl bread (could also be cinnamon raisin) that is toasted, covered in peanut butter, that is topped with several scoops of ice cream that are drizzled in maple syrup.

Nathan had a long practice and wants to unwind with a Stecker Special.

by warnerbro April 2, 2011

Jeff Special

Interupting a fight between two people by killing them both. Found in Halo and Call of Duty

Way to give us the Jeff Special in Halo last night.

by FlyingNinja1025 April 25, 2010

CJ Special

To pay a hooker to fart in your mouth

"Chris spends nearly $2000 each week just to fund his addiction to CJ specials"

by Danny Styles October 26, 2004

B.O.C. Special

To shit on a person's chest and wrap them in saran wrap.

Yo, that girl last night was a huge freak, I tried a B.O.C. Special and I didn't have enough saran wrap to finish the job

by Sticky Swine September 24, 2005

special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

by hitler June 9, 2005